Wednesday, October 04, 2006

More Bondage Found On the Web


I'm very fond of found poems, which are essentially things people or companies have written which, looked at in a different light than intended, appear poetic, humorous, ironic, or the like. Found poems are gotten easily online, where one can browse through hundreds of pages at any sitting, and also because lists of things appear frequently online. Sometimes one only needs to print the list as is, without any modification whatsoever. Sometimes, it helps to remove the title, or introduction, or just print the relevant portion that turns it poetic. And sometimes it's worth monkeying with just a tad for effect.

Following are three examples of some found poems I have collected/made. Can you guess what they came from?

Physical Sensation During Injection

1. Cold, wet tingling in arm
2. Bitter, dry, metallic taste
3. Very hot feeling
4. Sensation of urination
5. Nausea


Page 1

One dead.
Terror threat level:
Explosion imminent.
Today's teens
expand and modernize
sickness.
Poverty and terrorism are twin evils.
Crackdown kills 5 marines.
We know the pain of terrorism
sided with the drug industry.
Intentional under-reporting or a cover-up
green light revenge.
The working poor
pressured to have sex.
Bush administration
deadly virus:
Diarrhea, stomach pain and vomiting.
Chimps, gorillas and other monkeys
at a crossroads.
A stable and secure society
knowingly sold contaminated products;
wait for destruction.
This is a time to celebrate, this is not a time to boycott.
No comment.


More Bondage Found On the Web

Compaction
Injection
Compression
Transfer
Extrusion
Blow
Rotational
Expandable bead
Foam
Vacuum plug assist
Pressure plug assist

Plastic mold
Continuous Molding
Lost wax
Slush or slurry
Die

Deformation (forming and shearing):
Forming
Hammer
Drop
Upset

High-energy-rate
Cored
Rolling
Shape
Ring
Transverse
Stretching (expanding)
Drawing (shrinking)

Stamping
Sizing
Bulging
Necking
Nosing
Extrusion
Spinning
Bending
Miscellaneous other

Explosive
Electroforming
Staking
Seaming
Flanging
Straightening
Shearing
Slitting
Blanking
Piercing or punching
Follow-up

Trimming
Shaving
Notching
Perforating
Nibling
Dinking
Lancing
Cutoff

Pulverizing
Crushing
Jaw crusher
Gyratory crusher
Rollers
Grinding
Ball mill

Face
Chemical
Turning
Boring
Knurling
Cutoff

Drilling
Reaming
Countersinking
Tapping
Broaching

Shaping
Horizontal
Vertical
Special purpose

Open-side
Pit-type
Grinding
Abrasive jet machining
Honing
Lapping
Spindle finishing
Vibratory finishing

Abrasive belt
Polishing
Buffing
Tumbling
Grit- or shot-blasting

Hobbing (hubbing)
Ultrasonic
Electrical discharge
Joining
Pulsed
Short circuit
Spray transfer
Submerged
Stud
Impregnated

Resistance
Spot
Projection
Seam
Flash butt
Upset butt

Percussion
Solid state
Explosive
Diffusion
Hot press
Vacuum
Friction
Inertia
Forge
Cold
Roll

Pencil
Induction
Flow
Torch
Dip
Soldering
Iron
Hot plate

Adhesive bonding
Epoxy
Modified epoxy
Miscellaneous other powders, liquids, solids, and tapes

Metal fasteners
Screws
Nuts and bolts
Rivets
Pins
Retaining rings

Stitching
Stapling
Shrink fitting
Quick-release

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. That's one randy post. Did you get any of those found poems from Fox TV?

Anonymous said...

That third one was actually a random Wikipedia page, and every item on it, title included, is tied to a kind of metalworking process.